If you're wondering why a dachshund is writing (or rather, inspiring) a Smoky Mountain cabin review, you're not alone. Let me introduce you to Greta - my long-haired, adventure-loving dachshund who has somehow become the most discerning travel inspector I've ever known.

Standing just 12 inches tall, with reddish-brown fur and eyes that seem to understand more about the world than most humans, Greta isn't just a pet. She's a storyteller, a professional-grade explorer, and apparently, our pet-friendly cabin rental's most thorough quality control expert.